Who knew there were guys that wanted to only stalk you instead of date you? Count on me to find them!
i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
90% of the problems in your life are directly related to your vagina
I just realized I've stolen a hat from every guy I fucked. Except the last one. Maybe there is hope for me.
you made your own hammock out of a towel and duct tape.
I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.
My mom just admitted you were a good looking kid & if you weren't my friend & 30 years older she would do you. I'm going to commit suicide.
We could supplement the Tour with Edward Andre-hands. Because 40s are for the 99%.
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
I'm warming McDonald's pies on my heater cause I'm too high for the microwave.
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
Unfortunately i'm awake, hungover, and covered in something I'm pretty sure is Easy Cheese. Send help.
He showed up soaking wet with a flashlight and a ping pong ball. I couldn't say no
Well we've always known you have a weakness for guys with balls in their hands
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