how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
What's that word that means bigger and smaller and bigger and smaller, again?
Goddamn it, Jaime, it's 4am. Throbbing. The word is throbbing.
I can't believe I've come to a point in my life where sex for a birthday present is acceptable
We ended up debating which Food Network host would do best in porn.
It's that moment where you find out the girl you've been dating for 6 months is a mob daughter. Post breakup.
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
By the way, do you realize that you asked me how much you could get for your eggs last night. And once you learned the price said that you had plenty to share.
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
I'm pretty sure I just orgasmned my way out of paying for that weed
i dont think sending her flowers will make her forgive you running over her foot.
I feel like my toilet water looks different when outsiders use my bathroom...
Are you high right now?
HOW DID YOU KNOW!
Somebody broke the sliding door, and someone ripped the toilet seat off the toilet. So yeah, pretty typical friday night
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
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