wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
How are you going to be there by 9am?
Relax I always go to these conferences hung over
You say that like it's a positive quality
I'm covered in salsa and facewash. I think I'm doing something wrong over here.
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
guess who's bored in chemistry researching how to sneak weed through airport security in her vagina?
What's the over under on catching something from your sister?
why is there a fishing net hanging from my ceiling fan?
He came up behind me making dolphin noises in my ear when I noticed a collection of hors d'ouevres from the reception earlier in his jacket pocket
I will never doubt you again...he IS perfect for you
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
I'm in the fetal position watching the little mermaid and trying not to die. When do you come home?
I just got a text from a guy. The python is ours if we want.
She just walked out of her bedroom naked and asked me to help put her diaper on. Yeah, that pretty much sums up the last 24 hours...
I'm fine w planning around your penis prospecting. Saturday it is.
Last night I had a dream that a man with an ice cream body entered a bicycle throwing contest and won.
She climbed in my window blew me and left. She's in my phone as the blow job fairy
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