Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
I hate the Packers so much, I wouldn't cheer for them if they were playing al Qaeda.
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
oh hey summer self, welcome to endless thirsty thursdays and walks of shame.
This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
you were standing in two feet of water, screaming at people walking by to "call river rescue".
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
I'm in the power napping at parties stage of my life
It was one of those nights where you get back from the bar and end up staying up till 3AM beating off to facebook photos of girls from college
I guess what I'm trying to get to is that my dog sneezed on my dick earlier and its really taken the joy out of my evening.
I'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.
75% of the time I swipe right on Bumble for girls over 40 is because I think their 18 year old daughter is hot.
I legit measured his penis against my chapstick and it was too close to call. So that was my night.
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
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