So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
When I try to close my eyes ibwant to puke. Going to the basement to watch pocohantas. That'll keep myeyes open. And puke free.
please don't text me until you can spell three letter words again.
Cuz last time you told me I was going to be shocked about something you got a hand job from a stripper in canada
I apologize for violently hooking up with her in front of you in the jacuzzi last night.
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
He was dressed up as Jesus and had vodka in one hand while he was blessing everyone and splashing them with holy water in the bathroom.
of course we called 911. an innocent mans booze was at steak
Not even official and he's cleaned my puke twice. His hotdog skills are an added bonus. I've got a keeper
I've never been so excited to have my ass in so much pain.
like, is this a date?? I'm sitting on his couch drinking a juice box while he makes taquitos in sweat pants
Well I didn't know she was a dominatrix...so I kind of just went with it
The power of my boobs compel you
God I need to hump something, right now.
Ok, there are marshmallows shaped like elephants
Randomize
