Nicole vs. Life
final count. 18 beers. 4 shots baileys. 2 shots vodka. 1 glass champagne. vomited in the yard after losing my phone in a field for 8 hours. Possibly played tag with myself
I'm taking last night back. It officially didn't happen. Tell your friends.
What are the signs of a concussion? Please don't freak out.
He said my labia gave my vagina a "cute personality"
Nobody is stopping the marines from drinking in class on veterans day. They literally brought a cooler with a bottle of whiskey and vodka on ice. And are passing out red cups to anyone interested. Staying in Vegas for college has officialy become an A+ decision
Woke up naked next to Alex and he was braiding my hair and then commented on how healthy my hair was. I don't even know anymore..
He could smell the liquor on my breath. Fuck. I thought he would smell French toast.
Never thought I'd say this but the maple syrup flavored vodka probably wasn't our best idea
Sent nudes to my best friend's boyfriend and mom last night. So I'm coping with that on top of my hangover this morning
Also, there's a guy walking around the kitchen in a shark onzie, and he just asked if we've ever smoked weed with a shark before. I'm dying
He stopped mid sex to pour wine in my mouth...
Marry him.
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
And somehow in between all the vomitting you managed to mumble "Well this is attractive!" And I swear that's when I fell in love. Best. First. Date. Ever!
Who’s got two thumbs and just got laid in the administration building?
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