apparently my drunken alterego is a lazyeyed bisexual.
If I was Danny Tanner and my wife died and left me with three kids I would hire a nanny rather than bringing in the sexually promiscuos uncle with a fetish for leather and rebellion and my obviously mentally ill (possibly gay) best friend Joey, who has never had a girlfriend and consistently talks in cartoon voices... a nanny is just a better choice
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
Have you ever tried running while drinking 151?
We're doing kegstands for my 80th Bday, so don't lose that muscle tone.
The world is my kaleidiscope. I see whatever the alcohol wants me to.
Thanks for letting me rent out your vagina rec room. I don't expect the security deposit back.
Oh shit. The hangover. It has taken 20 mins and 5 attempts to tie my shoelaces
But you're the one who should be jamming foreign objects into my vaj instead of an old weird lady. I mean, it is your birthday....
I don't fucking know. I'm out stimulating the economy. Not locked in a room with a marker board.
Oh at the liquor store again?
I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
you got coffee,laid,and a sandwich. that never happens when I work
Just heard him in the middle stall. Sounded like someone emptied a toolbox into the toilet.
Don't date the locals. They're all tainted.
Randomize
