Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
Just to be safe, you should be prepared to jump out of a second story window
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
I told you, she may have multiple personality disorder, but like in the most upbeat way possible.
Would seriously like to slash his tires but then I feel like I'd have to deal with him longer.
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
Dude, I'm not going to use a butt plug.
There's a baby in the strip club. I say again: THERE'S A BABY IN THE STRIP CLUB
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
I need to hire someone full-time to slap food and dick away from me.
Like seriously, I would not be going if there wasn't pizza
He sent me a dick pic from a port-o-potty in Boston. If that's not love Idk what is.
Would you say that skipping class and sitting alone in my room singing One Direction to myself and sobbing is an acceptable way to deal with the break-up
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