He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
That explains waking up with one hand in the toilet and the other in the trash can
What? Cold floors are soothing when you have a hangover. How am I supposed to pass that up. Even if I'm at my parents house
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
sorry for allegedly lighting the beer pong balls of fire
Just got a voicemail from a guy referring tp himself "as chest hair guy". If I'm coming home to a intervention I understand.
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
We had 15 min before last call. Exact quote "let's see how drunk we can get."
Just saw a woman trying to order Mcdonalds at a trash can. God bless America.
So I'm not dead, but close call. I think I can handle one more bar.
He tried to tip me with his police badge...
and you didn't accept WHY?!
She said, after pronouncing how sober she was, and I quote 'Take this bag, it's so heavy it's like 500 degrees! Wait, is it time to go? Can I run? I think I can run!' Then she ran away.
I had one beer! ONE BEER! They took shots in mourning of my tolerance last night. My ability to drink is a joke.
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
She was drunk running in the middle of the street when a cop saw her,picked her up and dropped her off at her house. This really doesn't surprise me.
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