told my boyfriend i was a virgin so he wouldnt feel bad since he is. now hes asking why his dick is so itchy. should i tell him why?
i don't see why you should, it's not like you told the other guys with the itchy dicks.
I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
She went home with him because he works at Jimmy John's and his car "smelled like meat"
I just fucked my ex's ex's ex. Love quadrilateral complete
I feel like all of the victims from Seven. Best birthday weekend ever.
You stole my camera, took a picture of yourself and said "that's beautiful, just as beautiful as our waitress".
So the bump is from hitting my head in an elevator. Apparently I dived into a cab head first too.....
Dude, jerking off when you're all hopped up on pre workout energy supplements has got to be the greatest thing I've ever done.
I just had the stunning realization that I lost my virginity in a bunk bed.
My parents just told me that if I stop drinking I could do something great with my life...
They obliviously haven't seen you dance on top of a pool table then
He gave me the award for most entertaining blow job. That should count for something.
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
She forgot a bra so she just used seran wrap. The scary thing is, it worked.
What part of I just want to watch porn, eat Taco Bell, and masturbate did you not understand?
A cop may or may not have seen my bare ass against the moonlight within the past hour
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