Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
If he can handle my muffin top then I can handle his front teeth.
I just learned that your liver regrows itself every 2 months. Best news I've heard all week.
I just filled out my 2010 Census drunkenly. I'm single handedly throwing it off.
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
i was congratulating myself on not falling down the stairs when i walked into the wall. it's like one step forward, two steps into the fucking wall
I'm like the kid who wants his birthday and christmas equally. Every time I get one I want the other. Only I don't want holidays I want brothers
Only Tommy would bring a stripper pole to a bonfire
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
I'm not even pretending to study anymore. I'm straight up sleeping in the library
If you sleep with another manager before the year is up you'll deserve an accomplishment sticker.
They got skeletons in the booths to enforce social distancing.
Thought they were weekend at berniesing that shit at first.
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