I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
Bein cut off at a bar is embarassing ...until you get to the next bar.
we're microwaving frozen margaritas its not the same without u
Just showed mom and dad the pics from San Francisco, while i played the Full House theme song in the background.
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
There's never a time that i stay at this apartment that when i wake up in the morning and sit outside to smoke a cigarette that i don't feel ashamed of myself.
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
Maybe I'm a robot.
You can't be that drunk already
My ex's new girlfriends ex boyfriend is getting me my nipples pierced for Valentine's Day so who's the real winner here
I literally ate pizza on a toilet and made up reasons as to why you should make out with that boy. I am unstoppable.
Stupid adulating
Yeah it sucks, but at least I can buy wine so it all comes out in the wash
I just gave them my two week notice. Now is the perfect time to fuck my boss's son
Beard. Chest hair. Job.
The holy trinity.
He's literally cuddling with the washer and dryer.
You some how ended up sleeping on one of the beams that run along the ceiling of your house
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