Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
I've done 29 out of the 30 things to do to a naked man according to Cosmo. I don't know if that makes me innovative or slutty.
Genius.
I learned his name tonight. This now makes him a real person. Obviously, I no longer want to sleep with him.
Just called my mom. She definitely saw all those fb statuses so thanks for that.
Haha did she know what fisting meant?
Yeah. Which is upsetting in itself
Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
We have literally factored in $2200 for bail money in the budget. This vegas trip will be out of hand. We are signing confidentiality contracts.
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
I've awoken at 3am again, in a night terror, just thinking about how big his dick was.
I decided that Calgary can keep my underwear. They earned it.
How sad is it that I'm looking in the farm & garden section of craigslist to find a weed dealer. I mean, that's where they'd be right? Just gotta break the code.
TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.
When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
Thanks for reminding me of all the hookups my brain has been trying to suppress...
That's what friends are foooooooor!
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
I ended up sleeping with him in a public bathroom because neither of us remembered where we lived. I have hit a new low.
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