His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
God is so good, I would give him a blow job right now.
After me and my boyfriend broke up I had to resist the temptation to send a mass text to my booty calls saying "thank you for your patience. it will be rewarded."
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
Just ate a whole pizza by myself. Wearing my indian headdress again. its really cool with the french braids. I look like fucking pocahontas or some shit.
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
its official: beach shits are the exact same as mountain shits
Just walked into the bathroom and looked straight ahead and made eye contact with a guy taking a shit through the crack in the stall door...
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
I took your mattress from your bed. Don't ask questions. Love you. See ya later.
By this time next year I expect us to have full time jobs that we can call out of so we can day drink on beautiful days like this. Oh, and grill.
I have bruises from doing the splits on the poles, if that doesn't scream bourbon street regret then I don't know what does
The ride home was alright, we hooked up in the street next to his car after he smashed into the guard rail
What I'm doing now is like me taking a bagel, dropping it butter side down, leaving it for six years, picking it back up, and trying to fuck it
Wait is this place where the strippers are missing teeth and I think one is missing a thumb? Though I don't know how she would maneuver on the pole without a thumb. Pls advise.
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