The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
And I was somehow convinced to wash the glassware at the bar topless.
I think I'm getting too used to throwing up in the reception trash can. It doesn't even phase me anymore
I just had my first non-cocaine-induced nosebleed for the first time in 2 years. This calls for a celebration.
Wtf just happened. Thought you were in my bed since 3am, turned out I was sharing it w/a drunk girl from the 6th floor lounge...
pretty sure the dicks i sucked were punishment enough
And some neighbor just saw me naked and hunched over a bag of potato chips stuffing my face. Maybe clothes aren't a bad idea.
I just bought a butt plug on Amazon prime day and you're the only person I felt would appreciate that decision
he called me ma'am when we were fucking last night...he's five years older than me. I think I'm in love.
I'm eating chocolate cake while this guy snaps me from the gym. Like I cant believe i actually considered getting rid of this cake. Have fun sweating ima eat this cake 👌
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
Wake up. Smoke. Masturbate while eggos cook. Go back to bed. Smoke. Body spray shower. Beer with breakfast. Class. Morning of a champion.
He was gone for 5 minutes, opened the car door and said, "Don't eat my shit." and dropped Chipotle on the passenger seat. He was gone for another 10 minutes and came back with Coldstone. That stoned.
3 weeks in a row I've pulled '69' at the deli counter...God is giving me shit for not getting laid in a year....
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