Apparently I think casual Friday means I can show up unshaven in yesterday's clothes and reeking of booze.
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
I should have known there'd be issues when he included "beautiful soul" in our playlist
I think I've hugged the toilet more times than I've hugged my own family members.
i wish the dell website had a "did you drink an entire bottle of rum and stepped on your laptop which shattered the screen this weekend and would like to know how to fix it without your parents finding out FAST?" link on their homepage.. i can't be the only one
Broke up w/ my married coworker...work is gonna get weird.
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
I'm sorry. I just realized our 'big night out' ended up being you driving my high ass to get burritos and back.
He told me I was the only person he wanted to fuck in his rental mini van. Thats so romantic for a fuck buddy relationship.
my make-up looks really good tonight. I swear it had nothing to do with me finishing all of your strawberry vodka.
Pretty sure at some point last night i said to myself "it'll be fun to completely lose my mind for a night"
It's not above me to sleep with him solely for his authentic budweiser shirt
Remember how we use to say "this will be the year I'll get my shit together!" And like we stopped doing that because we know that isn't happening anytime soon.
I mean I made my therapist laugh so hard she cried....so yes, my life is literally a joke to everyone
Not sure who they are or where we're going but they just bought me 3 tacos so I'm staying.
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