i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
Are you seriously drinking already? It's 11AM. Still morning.
I'm going by McDonald's time. And since they stop serving breakfast at 10:30 and start serving lunch, it is now afternoon.
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
everytime someone would look at you, you started to try and deep throat your beer bottle.
Ok, maybe I don't want to know what happened last night... But somehow I guess I moved the oven.
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
She finally pulled over after almost hitting 4 cars and a semi and asked me if i was rwady i told her to let my penis to come back out
The last time I've felt a woman's touch, the twin towers were compromised. You can wait like one week
The date went significantly better after the fifth shot of fireball.
I fully support your bad decision but I do not approve of your unironic use of the word yolo
I like to oil my gears with cheap vodka and strangers
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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