If relationships were based on ego stroking and meaningless sex, we'd be soulmates
I have realized now that neither the top nor bottom of a bunk bed is safe for sex....
There's something really special about 3:00 in the afternoon drunk that just can't be duplicated at any other time of day.
I had to break up with him he didn't understand my priorities. I'm sorry but Saturday nights are for pot and Doctor Who. I'm not going to change who I am.
He held back my hair as I puked, then kindly asked me to slightly move my head over and pissed right next to my face.
I didn't even realize I grinded on a security guard last night. Shit. Did he at least like it?
We could have had it all. And by all I mean sex in your Toyota Corolla.
she had a dildo shaped like a dolphin. she will forever be known as Flipper
Never in my life did I dream that I would meet and NFL linesman, let alone that he would be standing before me dressed as a Roman centurion and asking for Vaseline.
Should I be concerned that the new guy I'm seeing just referred to my stealing a sailboat in college while drunk as "wholesome"?
He sent me a picture of Reese's peanut butter cups next to his dick. Of course I went over.
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
I seriously thought Satan had his hand up my asshole and was pulling out my soul. Never. Again.
That chick keeps sending eggplant emojis
Welcome to dating in the digital age. Better catch up now that you’re divorced
and eggplant is code for penis. It means she’s DTF. Go get her tiger!!!
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