Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
the line for where the wild things are looks like radiohead had sex with an urban outfitters
well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
its amazing how hard it is to tell vomit from stuffing the day after
Margaritas ran out of lime juice. Substituted Jaeger. Jaegerita not good.
Last night drunk me texted a sure to be hungover me my class schedule and locations for today. I'm like a mom preparing her child for the first day of school
two gay guys came in and bought just a kite and a box of wine. Why cant I have saturday nights that awesome
antibiotics and champagne: breakfast of champions
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
I just ordered a "football meatlong" from subway
I asked for a cup of water. They gave me tequila. They WANT ME TO DIE
dude, you ran into a window then asked ME what the fuck I was doing.
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