so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
...., I just tried brushing my hair wothh a toothbrushg. fail
ps not my toothbrush awkward.
I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave
I got a Cease & Desist email from NBC for downloading Bruno. I am not going down for gay porn.
I mean, we do coke and have sex occasionally...I wouldn't call that a relationship.
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
I have a scary feeling my mom might switch her goals from finding me a husband in 2012 to sending me to rehab
The narcoleptic neighbor conked out while taking her dog out again. Drinking game based on what the dog does and how long she's out. You in?
i decided this morning while eating my breakfast of red bull and cold pizza that i should take a vow of celibacy
Fuck. I have to get my shit together by lunch. Mission impossible.
I love you but I don't want to see you naked.
I have already been up, showered, had a cup of coffee brought to me, added a little rum to cure the hangover, had sex and kicked him out and it's only 1pm. Successful day so far.
Emily saved me from being trapped on my roof and then I beat her in a race at 5am it was a low key night
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos
just had an allergic reaction to my dildo. My life is ruined.
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