ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
So My parents cut me off after I started making blood marys with hienz ketchup
Do you think she's aware of my deep hatred or should I set her hair on fire in her sleep?
Just saw a drunk guy clapping and cheering for a chipmunk climbing up a tree. Classic
did you dip my ponytail in franzia? its the only thing i can think of to explain my hair right now.
It was like bizarre-o star trek. I shamefully went where every man has gone before.
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
i accidenteley seduced the christian girl's brother so i dont think we can count on free church picnic food again
HI MARY. THERE IS A RAINBOW AT OUR APARTMENT
Just got our of the shower. I'm standing naked in front of my open windows cause fuck my neighbors that's why
If she wants experimental lesbian sex, i call dibs
Ran into his sister at the gym and hit it in the parking lot. I dont even feel like a bad friend she got a boob job and lost 20 lbs its not even the same sister
I managed all three standard threesome configurations a female-bodied person can achieve in just under nine years. I want to high-five everyone involved, but I've lost touch with a couple of them
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
this morning's inventory: a top hat, two empty bottles of everclear, half a slim jim, cigars, tiara, pot necklace, and some fishnets. and that's just my purse.
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