You are the one person I know will appreciate this- and I'm aware that its nearly 5 am- but I have 3 words... G spot orgasm. BE JEALOUS
You know if a vagina was a face, it'd be ugly as hell...
So can we just skip dinner and I'll just pay you for a blowjob?
Don't tempt me, I need beer money.
I got a lap dance until she said they wipe of the poles between each dance to clear the "std slime", i couldnt even masterbate at home it was a horrible military monday
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
There was an audience eating triscuts and bananas in the bathroom while watching him puke. It was a good birthday.
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
Tell him I thought his Superman stand on your bed and cum all over your back was quite funny
I was only out of town for 1 week. His cell records show he texted 63 ex-gfs and hookups while I was gone. And 10 condoms are missing.
The Deck is crawling with Cougars. Sound the irresponsibility alarm and come drink with me on a Tuesday night.
i know i saw many looks of jealousy when i walked solo into subway carrying a cheesy gordida crunch after taco bell closing hours
I'm sure for most of the people, it was the one and only miracle they will see
Just woke up. Naked. Under an animal pelt. With a girl. I've never met her. She's pretty naked too.
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
Nothing says I'm doing some sketchy shit like coming out of your bedroom with your underwear inside out
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