Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
a chick just tried to cover her fart by sneezing. it didn't work
I fucked my boyfriend 15 minutes before my pap test. My gyno probably thinks I hate her.
can you put a coffee maker in the dish washer? yo know what, nvm i want to be surprised
Do you need a place to sleep? Cause I fucked in the guestroom a few weeks ago and never washed the sheets. But if you don't care neither do I.
Our neighbors just passed us a blunt from their deck, and are hooking us up.
I just baked them cookies. We're friends now.
I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
You're the third person who's asked me for an afternoon blow connection in one day. Unreal.
That's more of a you-issue than a me-issue
Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
apparently my buddy was fucking on our couch downstairs so i decided it was necessary to walk downstairs naked in a hockey mask.
I already tell everyone in my office my bf is at the Naval academy. It slipped one time and I can't go back on it now
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
Well, my mom found the ball gag and whip. Looks like I'm never going home again.
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
I dunno about you, but I consider getting eaten out on the porch of a houseboat in -30c in a bridesmaids dress a northern right of passage
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