So i got in my car, the seats are leaned back, and soft soul music is playing. Wtf happened last night.
There were penises being pulled out everywhere.
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
You BETTER NOT STEAL MY MOTHERFUCKING SQUIRREL
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
25 likes of a picture on Instagram of my butthole. beat that.
If you are breathing, I want you at your house. No non-breathing-related excuses.
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
The moment you tore my shirt off I knew I wanted to spend the rest of my life with you
whatever. i don't need to be drunk to tell you i'd suck your dick if you had one.
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
The bouncer said the club was at capacity we couldnt get in till ppl left all three of them pulled their tits out we got complimentary bottle service never under estimate women
Taking a walk while tripping face during Halloween time was a bad idea. I started crying bc I was so scared and hide in the parks playground.
Must lick fork, like it's a DICK
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