I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
Espresso. Can't sleep. Love puppies
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
Some guy stole lobsters by hiding them in his pants. We should strive to be like him.
I am going to borrow your water/shock proof video camera for St. Pattys day so that if wake up next to the highway again I know why.
Ok but I hold the right to any footage of you getting slapped, puking, anything with body shots, and allowed to make a montage of it to put on youtube.
Wait does semen show up on blood tests?
just found out I was hugging strangers at the bar last night. there's photographic evidence. I know none of them
Jesus, I just want to drink. Also simultaneously punch things and rub my vagina on them.
We knew we were dealing with a pro when some random guy at the bar thew you over his shoulder and you still didn't spill your drink
Strangely enough, that's not the first time that's happened
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
he drank half a bottle of bushmills, stood up to pee over the side, pissed his pants, sat in the puddle on the deck, told me my life goals were stupid and impossible, and wouldn't leave until 5am. by the time I got up at 8 I had 4 texts and 2 fb messages from him. AND HE STILL THINKS IT WENT WELL
I have 35 pounds of pennies. Need any?
Too much dab too little lung dying šµšµšµ
We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.
Yeah, everything was going great until the mugging.
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