But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
im gay
i know
yea but for you.
Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
He taped the number 420 over all of his clocks
She called my landing strip a "vagina mohawk"....
Lesbians are weird.
Remember when I peed in the trash can in the ATM room last night?
Never thought I'd say this, but thank god for my blackouts.
I just ran into mom and dad day drinking at the bar while I skipped class and was day drinking at the same bar.
It was like an ecstasy filled massage for my vagina.
That's the best compliment I have ever received.
I didn't realize how drunk I was until my vagina was in the snow.
Also, I pretty much need an IV of fluids straight to my soul
You kidnapped her dog. I don't care that you and the dog are epic bros, that's just not cool. Return him.
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
Watching South Park, doing sit-ups and drinking tequila. In other words, my night is going pretty good.
He was eating me out on a samsung washing machine and as soon as I came, I heard the "end of cycle" song. That tune will now always remind me of the screaming, multiple orgasms I recieved tonight!
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