dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
im pretty sure i just dented her unborn child.
I just recorded courtney puking and set it as my ringtone.
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
some random kid just walked into our apartment with two cases... I don't know who he is but I like him
sooo....i just remembered that someone fed me a pretzel out of their purse at the bar last night.
Yeah. I realized I have a weakness for drugs and I need to move somewhere where I don't know how to find them.
I swear to god if he wasnt on the fourth floor balcony and I wasn't to drunk to climb I would kill him
I misunderstood what a furry was. Come pick me up.
i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
I'm not gonna lie. The thing I miss the most about him right now is the air conditioned hotel rooms.
This is stupid. I am not getting knocked up from fucking in his backseat behind a starbucks. I refuse.
YOU'D BE LIKE A MERMAID! I'll bring you coffee filters to cover your tits.
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