PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
Just caught my bro jerking off to a lane Bryant catalog
only if we run a train.
done.
Don't feel too badly. Until twenty minutes ago my paper was a heading and a pizza order.
Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked
I'm walking down the street with a Starbucks in one hand and a flask in the other. People seem to have a staring problem
I just found out my mom named me after her fake ID from college...
Looks like breakfast in bed is out the window. She can't get up because I "fucked her into paralysis." My stomach is not happy with my dick right now
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
Woke up with two different flip flops on sum burnt at the beach. Who are these French kids plz come back
Someone who makes you cum so hard that you have an asthma attack is clearly your soulmate
I bet your mom's never met a girl who's thrown up at the presidential inauguration before though.
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
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