i couldnt tell she was wearing a bumpit until she started giving me head
just remind me when i get fired soon that august is the month i started pregaming work
I justified spending $400 stocking my bar to my sister by saying it was an investment
Personally I think it's a tremendous investment
you tried to pee on a squirrel and everyone saw. you've got some serious untagging to do
I don't care that you fucked her. I'm offended that once again, you fucked someone with me in the room because you assumed I was asleep.
Was rudely woken up by strangers at 4:15am. I was leaning against the stoplight at 9th
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
Just walked into the bar to find a guy in a Boba Fett helmet leaning casually against the wall, texting. This night just got real.
She started telling me about this odd patch of smooth skin under her boobs. Not sure if she was hitting on me or looking for free advise from a doctor...
I mean, I still played with her tits for like 20min tho.
yeah, I don't think I'm getting into the baseball game tonight. The security guard definitely saw me bowl over that child.
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?
yes. but it works for you
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
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