walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
"Take a picture of me motorboating molly" was probably not my best career move
I'd really appreciate it if we could dress up as pilgrims and indians for the thanksgiving eve bar crawl
the amount of times i have wished for a boxed wine emoticon is almost alarming. almosttt
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
Dont be alarmed when you find the maintenance guy passed out on your couch. I didn't to explain why I was there so I offered him a drink, I dont know what happened after that.....
I should have slept with you when you were wearing the gorilla suit. I've had dreams about your chest hair. I hope jail wasn't too bad.
Just got assigned a beer bong as hw in fluids to demonstrate the inverse of pascals principle. I love this prof
I should send him a pic of my crotch with the caption "thanks for the memories"
Steve brought 6 joints and 2 bottles of makers mark, Josh shat himself in the pool, and Amy blew me. Hope that extra 3 dollars an hour for working overnights is still worth it.
Yes, let me tell you about the time I was forcibly locked in a bathroom when my ex-girlfriend was having a bad shroom trip.
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
the moment when you open a dick pic with your mom in the car... On your moms phone... Of your dad... Scarred for life
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
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