Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
I want my own midget army. I think I would be a good midget army leader.
What I love about college? The kid tripping balls has a kayak made readily available to him on any given Wednesday, Saturday, or Sunday.
GUESS WHO GOT ABSOLUTELY WASTED LAST NIGHT AND SPENT AN HOUR RAMBLING ABOUT KRAFT DINNER, HOCKEY, AND THE LAST TEMPTATION OF CHRIST
I think pretend fucking a camel is a good thing to do downtown. They loved me.
The bong is packed and it's taco Tuesday come over
And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
she had a dildo shaped like a dolphin. she will forever be known as Flipper
she dared me to make out with the amish dude so I went up to him and grabbed him by the beard
GRABBED HIM BY THE BEARD
Made a pinky promise to a lesbian on crack in WeHo. No one knows what I promised
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
you do realize the next step is naked mud wrestling, right?
Fuck my life he IS a stripper, Ive been sleeping with a stripper named Phoenix. damnit, I knew the sex was too good
Dont you look at me in that tone of voice
so you might not believe this but he made a powerpoint. and gave you a 3.5/10.
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