Fun fact of the day the average american will consume 13248 beers in their lifetime.
So for us it's double that?
Precisely.
Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
After doing lines off my chest, she said, "do you even know how fast I could suck your cock right now?!!" and her friend said, "yea she totally could".
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
there's a picture of you and pauly shore at a starbucks on my phone
my boss just offered me his leftover salvia im not sure if it was a trick question
Yo, go checkout Kerri's Instagram quick! There's like 12 pics of her fucking some guy in a bar's bathroom. GO GO GO GO!!!!
I have chafed skin from the handy she gave me. I told her that and she said return the favor when it heals. I'm in love.
Did you have ill-advised lesbian sex on the deathbed of their relationship?
Of course. Go big or go home.
You're my fucking queen.
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
Well... I got her number now... I think she is a dish best served drunk
It just makes sense. It's like I end a relationship, and wash myself of sin... with tequila.
She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
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