Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
Thanks for not locking your door. I had to pee and there was a random person throwing up in my bathroom so I used yours. \nPS I stole your soap
This girl ordered Hershey syrup and red wine and he made it for her
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
I got back from work this morning after working the night shift to find an NFL player scaling the side of our apartment...from your window. He just took sneaking out to all new level. Care to explain?
I think that about sums it up, actually.
Went home last night with a guy in a tutu, didn't know he was wearing a tutu until he threw it at me in the bedroom. God I love Halloween.
My relationship: I'm wearing batman panties and a tiara right now trying to get laid and he's doing dishes.
You snapped me at 3am drunk laying on your floor asking if I knew how we couldn't have predicted the housing crisis.
I just got baptized.
Drunkenly skinny dipping in a indoor hotel pool is not okay and does not count as a baptism.
Just did the "lost my phone, need #'s" post and I got a text saying "go ahead and save me as Ashley-DD because I know you will anyway. I think I love her.
Randomize
