I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
Honestly, your dog is in better hands with that homeless guy.
I just used dish soap as body wash. I smell like a dishwasher exploded. isn't the end of the semester fun?
There needs to be waaaay more alcohol in my apartment if I am going to survive being unemployed
Driving around Panama at 7 am looking for an open liquor store..
All I really need to know is how to say "where is the bathroom" and "I don't take it in the butt anymore". I think that will suffice.
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
Most adult booty call ever. Ha. We got down to business and still got to watch the colbert report.
Seriously. We gorilla glued our hands together. Eating pizza last night was impossible.
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
Yes I peed all over myself and lost both my credit cards, who wants to know?
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
the universe is starting to freak me out.. ive now had sex with 3 people who were born on the same day..
I feel like 20 angels jizzed in my mouth. This cupcake is DELICIOUS!
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