u just dont fucking get it...you try and cum while your cat is staring at you.
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
Oh it's happening. I'm Chugging a beer while sitting next to a 6 year old
during a bj, his alarm went off and he said "At the buzzer"
we cut her off and put her in bed but by the time we got back to the drinks she was already there shirtless. she's the topless tequila ninja
You took my underwater blowjob virginity.
Well the weed wore off around 10:30 and then the date dragged on until about 1 in the morning. So I've decided I really need to start smoking closer to the actual start time of a date. Then maybe they'd be more bearable.
The salesman at the smoke shop just told me my hair is glorious...
I want to name my colorful bowl Batman. Why? I still have yet to figure it out. But I'm calling it Batman.
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
I have a terrible feeling that I made out with a fraternity last night
I just had to explain to a 5 year old why I had fuzzy handcuffs hidden in a macaroni box under my bed.
I have successfully trained your dog to bring me pudding cups!
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
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