did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
Mines from giving head on hardwood floors.
First guy to fuck a girl in the new tool shed. Her underwear is on the shovel hook.
on the way home the dog started throwing up her bone in the car..so naturally i started to puke too
You know whats sad? As I walk past the campus daycare i cant help think, look at those drunk mistakes
She was singing my heart will go on into her barf bag. celine aint got shit on her.
you missed kickoff and the first round of bodyshots. I suggest you get here now.
Just been one of those weeks where alcohol out weighs friendship
Why is there a school picture of an 8 year old boy in my pocket...?
Basically I learned last night that if you're too polite people will think it's okay to play with your nipples when really its not even a little okay
Vaguely remember? You pushed George and two other fellas out the way to hug me, screamed gandalf before chugging your beer and smashing the bottle on the floor. I lolled.
You don't know commitment until you try and waterproof a non-waterproof vibrator
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
So as you were leaving, you leaned on the table too much and 3 glasses slid and fell to the floor. You then looked at me and said "To be honest, glass isnt that expensive anyways" and stumbled out of the bar.
He kept saying "Welcome to Indianapolis" over and over while we were having sex...because that's his hometown. I was scared and confused... I didn't know if I should have said thank you or what.
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