Joe is yelling at the trees again.
Her parents hate her and she's on like major lockdown. All her friends are in jail and she has massive pit stains. Dude... It doesn't get much worse than that.
she said she could "feel the heat of my groin" against her. ruined the whole fucking moment.
drinking out of a sandbucket again
Yeah he gave the rest of the brownies to the bouncer that took his fake
So I just told the bartender I would go down on her. You need to get here
please hold off on going into labor, i might need you to take me to the free clinic
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
The number of times I've puked in the Walgreens bathroom is becoming way too many for my pride.
Good news: I actually puked in my bathroom, the vomit from the living room was actually from someone else.
That's horrible but hilarious
I'm going to miss college.
Who gives a hand job to a 19 yr old one night then the next lets a 31 year old random man fly a plane to town and pick u up and take u to dinner?
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
I only get hit on by people going through their midlife crisis. Yes, I did purposely write that gender neutral.
No dude. I can't think of anything LESS sexy than yodeling
Have you ever given your heart and soul to someone and they turn out to be nothing but a great fuck that makes a mean grilled cheese because same
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