No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
I had a wet dream about my mom last night. words can't even begin to discribe how scarred I am. what. the. fuck.
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
Company party. Just told vp "you look like a cat person"
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
Bryan's allergic to that cheap detergent, so he's been naked for three days. But we're all used to it now, so the party is still on.
Note to self: don't practice nerdy white girl dance choreography in the company bathrooms no matter how nice the huge mirrors and lighting are.
I've never heard "I will drown your mother in vanilla pudding" as an insult before, and then last night happened.
Yo, I totally had forgotten you were CA. Thank you for making my life easier with modern medicine.
It's all fun and games until you have to pay the bar tab.
According to my snapchat story, I tore a fake wig off a security guard and ran away with it.
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
I've never SEEN someone give negative fucks before. It's actually rather impressive. I want to study under them.
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
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