So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
cynthia nixon should never get laid more than me
would really like to know how the teddy bear got super glued to my testicles.
She must have been at ribfest tonight because my dick smells like barbeque sauce
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
I dont think ive ever had a drunk day betray me so hard before
If I don't get to have sex with him soon my entire female reproductive system is gonna climb out of my body and choke me to death
he probably thinks i inited him over to have sex but really i just want to show him 90's music videos
Doug the spinning teacher gave me chlyamdia
What's worse having drunken sex with hot married man or breaking the diet one week in?
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
I opened the bathroom door and the starting point gaurd was eating out my art history professor
may or may not have snorted a line of tums... wtf.
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