You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
Omg!!!! Call me in the morning I just saw A stripper queef out a dollar
I've broken several federal laws in the name of sex.
That bad?
Full length cargo pants, running shoes, and a partial unibrow. Alcohol really is blinding.
where did this taco bell managers name tag come from ?
We forgot to go back and get the brick YOU WANTED TO BRING INTO THE BAR?
This is the Taco Bell dump we've all been waiting for.
We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
Blizzard, Hour 9: I'm 7 beers deep and have finished Ninja Turtles. I am listening to the NYPD and Nassau Fire Dept pipes and drums and writing new drum scores in my head, which I may or may not remember tomorrow
I wonder whether Megan will forgive me if i have phone sex in her attic
When we found you, you were half crying/half singing Taylor swift songs at 2am in the bathroom, and occasionally puking. I think I get "friend of the year" award just for putting up with your drunk ass all night.
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
Call me a snob but I'm not banging chicks with more fingers than teeth.
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