you left with a lisa lampanelli lookalike... i hope she was atleast funny
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
He felt like a one man threesome
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
I'm someone's dream girl. I'm hungover in this guy's bed wearing ONLY a Brian Westbrook jersey. Not the same I was on a date with last night.
Word to the wise: do not smoke before going grocery shopping with only 12 bucks. So stressful.
i just opened up my bathroom cabinet to get deodorant and found 4 bottles of natty. Its like the world wants me to miss this interview
It didn't get weird until she took off her underwear, looked down, and said "fill her up!"
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
Trust me man, I did not put any cookies down your pants when you slept.
im sleeping with a therapist...so you can talk to me.
Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
Is she blowing you? I'm in the closet.
Best neighbors ever! They found the guy ive been wanting as a booty call and got me invited to the party the guy was at and gave me alcohol so i could be tipsy when met him. im never moving.
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
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