i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
Im drinking a large pickle jar full of Emergency, water and left over pickle juice and I dont care.
you two started sword fighting with 3 ft tall spruce trees you pulled out of planters
Drunk walkin through police station. America
On an unrelated note, i found out who duct taped shoelaces to my face
...he tried to burn down someone's house once. ABORT ABORT ABORT
What a dumb baby whore.
At what point in my life did a night that has strippers, belly dancers, tequila and a midget become "average"?
you stole two subs and a drink from jimmy johns and walked out yelling "get at me bitches"
Our first order of business as new roommates was to test the sex acoustics of our rooms. I need a new box spring.
Have you ever had to act sober and talk to an authority figure in a coconut bra? Because it is just as degrading as you would imagine.
How the fuck do you get a noise complaint filed against you at 9:30am on a fucking Tuesday?
Of all the kinds of relationships I've had in my life, I'd have to say, lab-partner-with-benefits takes the fuckin cake
We are all done wearing pants today
I walked into your room and you were wearing party beads, a foam finger, and reading the dictionary. Good night?
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