I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
Just got a full body massage. It was uncomfortable at first, but then I realized I let strangers turn off the lights and put their hands all over my naked body 3 times a week anyways.
Let's turn this shoulder dislocation into a positive. Come to the hospital, bring some beers, let's party.
She ditched her BF in the library to come see me wasted at a house party and i still ended up banging that rugby chick instead.
you reached into a lemon drop to pull out a lemon of someone else's drink..
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
You can glorify being single all you want but relationships are awesome. I haven't gone more than 24 hours without sex since June.
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
What does it say about my expectations if I'm pounding three beers the hour before a date?
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
I'm honestly wondering if my vagina did something to offend the universe
I tried to be mean but not so mean that he won't bone me next weekend
You know when your cat drags a dead bird into the the house as a present and drops it at your feet looking all pleased because it thinks you'll be pleased? That's what sex with him was like.
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