8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
I feel the need to point out that one of the items on my to-do list for the day is "don't throw up" I have no concept of normal
he got kicked out of the bar for falling asleep on the mechanical bull.. then freaked on us cause we wouldnt go to the strip club with him
So, I'm playing the Doctor Who drinking game with my dogs, but they don't understand quite when to drink. Still counts as successful, though, right?
you were stumbling down richmond carrying a girl in a nurse costume. its not even halloween dude
Do to my newly discovered condition I'm having to resort to emergency beat sessions to avoid the temptation to text girls I know are easy slams.
I don't think that calm, have their shit together people actually exist.
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
He's going to find out eventually, but really what's he going to do? Cry about it and buy another fucking kitten??
I'm questioning my decision to swallow this morning while my stomach was in hangover mode
I have a txt file I don't remember making open on my desktop. All it says is "what it's like to be a bat"
No no no, I want to share him with you. Think of it as me sharing a piece of delicious pie with you. He was THAT GOOD.
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