"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
we left the bar for like 10 minutes last night and moved his car so it wouldnt get towed. neither of us have a clue where it is right now.
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
Not cool at all. Last night I organized my condoms by expiration date. I need to get laid.
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
Is there a card that says "Sorry I got drunk at your Christmas party and tried to steal your monogrammed hand towels so that I could give you something nice for Christmas"?
Oh shut up man. Once the police get involved its every man for themself.
Nope. He totaled my car then moved back to Louisiana to work things out with baby mama. I sure know how to pick em
Just woke up next to a girl with 30 hot dogs in my bed. Vodka you win again.
I would lick a homeless mans crack teeth for a cup of coffee right now.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
I just googled "can they trace a vibrator back to you" so that' s how my life it going.
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
Just got a 15 minute lecture from a drag queen about how bisexuality doesn't exist. Cher would be so disappointed in her.
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
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