Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
There isn't a single transaction on my online bank account that doesn't involve drugs or alcohol since November 12
So after I was tied with a feather boa he left me there with KFC and cherry coke
I think the guy in front of me just puked in a styrofoam cup.
Its 11am, im in the city in a pocahontas outfit, lost a heel and found a gold rolex in my lingerie.
I almost had to get my pinky cut off. Wow I'm so happy. We won beer olympics so i didnt hahaha
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
Come make me food. I feel like if I go in the kitchen I will just get Gin.. and pass out in there.
The bartender seems to not like the DD's anymore. I'm sad
Today's weekday brunch started at 2pm, and consisted of $7 of sandwich and $50 of cocktails. Also, I hustled the bartender for about $3 playing nickel poker, but he may have been letting me win. Either way, he didn't get into my pants.
A 74 year old man offered to let me sleep on his pull out couch last night.
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
You can’t homewreck what the Lord hath brought together.
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