I'm at a Mexican Walmart. Wish you were here.
sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
my girlfriend just compared my daughters eyes to gollum from lord of the rings.
chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
Pretty sure I left lotion and my bra in your car. I've secured your fathers belief that your straight. You can thank me later
just snorted lines off a mancala board. I'm destined to win this game.
it took me 7 solid minutes to realize "egggGSaucetingf" meant "exhausting"
My frontal lobe is being piloted by Jack Daniels right now.
And he's back on taking these stupid testosterone supplements to kickstart him back into working out. And they just make him angry and horny all the time. I'm like great, just in time to meet my whole family for Christmas.
You were holding onto her boobs like you were adrift at sea and they were the only flotation devices
So, anyways, aside from wanting to seduce my roommate for booze, how's everything been
My ex unfollowed me on SPOTIFY bruh. Freaking spotify. The butthurt is real
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
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