just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
We learned a valuable lesson from last night. You can, in fact, order bacon on a Big Mac.
you kept shouting how the only tree you would hump is an elm tree because they're under populated
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
Dude, smoked out of a pumpkin tonight. I like Halloween more now
You can't have your penis and eat it, too.
Couldn't find any balloons, so we're doing whippets out of condoms. Being a ho has its benefits.
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
I guess your brother-in-law will have his day in the sun tonight after you leave. By that, I of course, mean he's gonna suck liquor milk out your sister's tits.
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
Drunk sex on a hardwood floor is never ever a good idea. Lesson learned.
Oh my god, my vagina is cursed. He's cursed my vagina so that no one but him can maintain a boner around me. I'm sure of it.
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
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