ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
I just watched the quarterback of Purdue get shut down by a girl at a bar. not a good omen
she was so wasted that she tried to tuck me in and read the jokes on the taco bell sauce as a bed time story
He told me that he wishes our relationship was more like prison: less touching, more butt sex.
1 month til my stepdad becomes a u.s. citizen, so if you want to get in on the divorce pool its your last chance, $5 a square.
Are you in a cab?
I'm close- can you order me a bowl of vodka?
Def just hooked up with my brother's senior prom date in his bed. Does that make me the worst brother ever?
Bullets don't scare me. I wish I was a coyote
How early is too early to study with margaritas?
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
MY COWORKER IS ATTRACTIVE AND I DROPPED A SONIC THE HEDGEHOG JOKE IN CONVERSATION I FUCKED UP
This is the third time this month a guy I’m not dating has dumped me. How is this even possible???
I am going to bedazzle the shit out of your Basilisk costume.
Well I just masturbated while reading a recipe for Alfredo sauce so I guess you could say I’m growing up
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