if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
DUUUDE!! just found out that the fbi has a kids page. guess who's got a new jumior officer printout badge?
Thats my favorite, when ex girlfriends become XL ex girlfriends
I'm not sure what happened last night, but my turtle seems afraid of me.
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
my roommate just showed up covered in dirt, drunk....with a whole ice cream cake that says "it's a girl".
I'm drunk and you're awesome. let's stay this way forever.
How the hell do you leave a party with a kitten? It's missing and everyone knows it was you.
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
This chick had a condom box organized by size with dividers that glowed in the dark.
well I got an eye infection from a stripper motorboating me but overall it was a great weekend
I want to tell you your future: you're going to be having sex
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
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