eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
I think my tv knows when im high and tells taco bell
i just deleted quailman, hot hawaiian dude, appalachian swimmer, and connecticut from my phone
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
a kid who worked there came up to me and let me know you were sitting in the bathroom sink. he said it was fine, so i just kept checking on you.
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
Somebody found our where I was and called the bar looking for me. When the bartender called my name I finished my beer and took off like a fugitive.
So this is completely apropos of nothing, but I have a feeling that a friend of mine might be a good match for you. Can I set you two up on a date? Oh, and it seems that we live a block away from each other and aren't having sexy times. This is ridiculous. By the way, there's a chance that I might be a tad drunk. Still though, there's a very *good* chance that you and Mr. X would get along.
Also I think I realized when my life started to turn into shambles.. The day I took my high school senior picture WITH A HICKEY ON MY NECK
ok give me a pep talk, I want a hotdog but I'm too stoned to go make it
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
He doesn't like Sabbath and that alone is a GIANT red flag. Learn from my experiences and never, I mean NEVER associate with people that hate Black Sabbath and Motörhead.
Ya can’t just go throwing accusations around about someone pooping their pants without some hard evidence
It's so obvious he's evil. I mean, would a non-evil person have facial hair like that?
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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